Thursday 27 August 2020

Quitting drinking, money mystery, cat and canary

In giving up drinking, you eliminate a host of vices at a stroke. Let’s name a few: reaching for the bottle, hitting the bottle, taking to the bottle.

I have finally cracked the money mystery. If the first premise is: ‘Money is the root of all evil,’ and the conclusion is: ‘Money doesn’t grow on trees,’ what is the missing premise? The missing premise is: No trees are evil.

 

The canary says it is feeling more relaxed now that the cat has told it it’s going to respect the charter of human rights.

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