Eating in- and outdoors, call of nature, water in booze

And the prophet said: There will come a time when thou shalt eat thy take-away meals at home and thy eat-in meals outdoors.

As a species we started by dining indoors and going outside to answer the call of nature, and progressed to where we dine outdoors and go inside to answer the call of nature.

 

I don’t mind sharing my secret of longevity: it’s the water in the booze that keeps me alive.