And the prophet said: There will come a time when thou shalt eat thy take-away meals at home and thy eat-in meals outdoors.
As a species we started by dining indoors and going outside to answer the call of nature, and progressed to where we dine outdoors and go inside to answer the call of nature.
I don’t mind sharing my secret of longevity: it’s the water in the booze that keeps me alive.
Prove the logical truth.
6. (P ⊃ Q) ⊃ [P ⊃ (P • Q)]
12. [P ⊃ (P • Q)] ⊃ (P ⊃ Q) 13. {(P ⊃ Q) ⊃ [P ⊃ (P • Q)]} • {[P ⊃ (P • Q)] ⊃ (P ⊃ Q)} 14. (P ⊃ Q) ≡ [P ⊃ (P • Q)] | / (P ⊃ Q) ≡ [P ⊃ (P • Q)] 1 ACP 2 ACP 1,3 MP 2,3 Conj 2-4 CP 1-5 CP 7 ACP 8 ACP 7,8 MP 9 Simp 8-10 CP 7-11 CP 6,12 Conj 13 Equiv |
To pee or not to pee – that is the question at half past five in the morning when the alarm clock is set for six a.m.
Our grandparents’ jeans were stronger. Our jeans have been modified to within an inch of their existence, especially at the knees and thighs.
There are two reasons you can be turned down for a job – you are underqualified for the price they are offering to pay, hence you are no value for money; you are overqualified for the price they are offering to pay, hence you will not stay long.
Prove the logical truth.
10. P ⊃ [P • (Q v ~ Q)]
13. [P • (Q v ~ Q)] ⊃ P 14. { P ⊃ [P • (Q v ~ Q)]} • { P ⊃ [P • (Q v ~ Q)]} 15. P ≡ [P • (Q v ~ Q)] | / P ≡ [P • (Q v ~ Q)] 1 ACP 2 ACP 1-2 MP 1,3 Conj 2-4 CP 5 Impl 6 Impl 7 DM 8 Dist 1-9 CP ACP 11 Simp 11-12 CP 10,13 Conj 14 Equiv |
The advice ‘cover your mouth and nose’ discriminates against the ears. It’s the ears that have taken the most abuse in this year of pestilence. The question is: cui bono?
The teenagers today have it easier than their parents’ generation. They don’t have to look at people’s faces.
Something in the food or water has been causing my highest lows and my lowest highs to merge in the last thirty years.
Prove the logical truth.
8. (P v ~ Q) ⊃ [(~ P v R) ⊃ (Q ⊃ R)] | /(P v ~ Q) ⊃ [(~ P v R) ⊃ (Q ⊃ R)] ACP ACP ACP 1,3 DS 2,4 DS 3-5 CP 2-6 CP 1-7 CP |