Happiness is when your life is your hobby. Happiness is when the ratio of your expectations to reality is around 1. Happiness is intellectual curiosity and self-sufficiency. But wait till you discover WD40!
I trace the decline in my happiness to when I first realised that normal and moral were not synonyms. But, of course, the real damage was done when someone first let drop moral within my hearing and contaminated my vocabulary, which until then had known only normal. Even now I’d tear the bastard limb from limb with a clear conscience if I could trace him.
No amount of happiness can hold a candle to the joy of a daily bowel movement.
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