I always hold back my compliments on the food I’m being force-fed in other people’s homes until I have had the last bite of the first treat, and always start by saying: “It was good. I found no hair in it.” This, I find, stops more food being shoved onto my plate.
Real fame comes when people start quoting your body language.
I’ve decided to tell the truth when I’m asked where my strengths lie. I say I’m an early riser.
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