Sunday, 8 August 2021

Success, toilet paper, knowledge

If you find success in your earthly affairs too overwhelming, there are always other-worldly affairs to seek refuge in.

I remember reading a long time ago about using three sheets of toilet paper to wipe one’s bottom: one up, one down and one to polish. But the methodology has never worked for me. My system is: one run for the country, one for the soul, and one for sunshine.

 

Little knowledge is a dangerous thing because it distorts tolerance thresholds. Immense knowledge is quite another matter. Take dogs. Dogs have an immense knowledge of smells. They are never offended by what they find. On the contrary, they rub their nose in it and relish it.

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