Sunday 22 August 2021

Shopping trolley, earning and cooking, peacemaker and dealmaker

The deception inherent in online shopping is that the shopping trolley is never pictured in scale.

One school says that in order to eat you have to earn money. Another school says that in order to eat you have to learn cooking. To lose weight though, start by earning less money, not doing less cooking. 

 

Where the Colt SAA was a peacemaker, the Kalashnikov is a dealmaker. Like the peacemaker, the dealmaker speaks in polysyllables. The difference is one was a slow speaker the other is a fast one, as befits the two roles.

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