What has stopped me from getting TV all my life is a well-founded suspicion that there is ski jumping inside it.
When svelte silhouettes come running past me every day I take bets with myself on which is running after the prey and which away from the hunter. My idea of making a living is low-hanging fruit and what the river washes up.
The punishment should fit the crime. Example of good legislation: Urban cycling offences to carry a sentence of having to watch snooker championships in slow motion on TV while serving time in solitary confinement.
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