I was mocked when I wore knee-pit-ripped jeans in the age of knee-ripped-jeans, so I switched to wearing my jeans back to front and everyone was alright with that.
I haven’t been saving up to go to heaven so, when I die, I will not have an annuity to see me through. I’ll have to make any vouchers I get for good behaviour on Earth go a long way.
A flared neck of a cobra tattooed above the panty line fires up imagination – what untold fauna can possibly lurk beneath!
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